Friday, May 18, 2007

Shut up about the horse

When it comes to horses, I make my opinion known. I don't like them. They are large, they are stinky, and they suck at jumping over tiny fences. A horse was responsible for putting Christopher Reeves in a wheelchair. Let's face it -- they are monsters. Graceful, majestic monsters.

Now, the only thing I dislike more than a horse is a horse that gets large amounts of publicity to the point that it's treated like a human being. Barbaro was one such horse. For a while there, it was quite easy to mix up Barbaro with David Koresh (pre-Waco siege) due to the overwhelming amount of people claiming this horse as their personal savior. It was really good at running around in a loop, it beat some other horses, it broke it's ankle, and suddenly the animal becomes front page news like it just brought peace to the Middle East. In fact, after recovering from his surgery a little over a year ago, Barbaro was overheard by the scientist people that operated on him saying that he was bigger than Jesus Christ. Yessir, I hate this horse in particular more than other regular horses. And I know I'm not the only one.

So during one of my neurotic, thrice-daily check-ups on Philly.com, I found this:


Your "beloved" Barbaro? Oh please, lady. I may not like horses, but I agree with people who do like horses: if you truly care for a horse, you won't race 'em. It's that simple -- horses that race other horses around a loop too much end up making millions of dollars for their owners but end up with a lifespan equivalent to that of a fruit fly. If Barbaro was truly "their beloved", they would've let it sit around the house and watch TV all day, not raced him until his legs shattered into bone dust.

No, Barbaro was beloved because he was worth more than all the veterinarians that operated on him, combined. That's why they kept him alive for eight months longer than they should have, and that's why the Inquirer and Daily News keep revisiting this ridiculous story each time they're given the chance (it's his birthday! it's the anniversary of his win at the Derby! it's the anniversary of the day he broke his ankle! it's the anniversary of the day he broke wind!)

I have no statistical evidence to back this up, but I imagine that a newspaper with Barbaro on the front would sell better than one with Michael Nutter on the front. In fact, to expound on a thought from yesterday, Barbaro could probably beat Chaka Fattah, Milton Street, and Mumia Abu Jamal in a race for mayor (but not in a regular footrace -- everyone knows that Chaka Fattah would whup the shit out of that horse).

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Mayor Mumia?

On the way back from Quizno's this afternoon, I stopped to gawk at the Free Mumia protest that was blocking the intersection at 15th and JFK in front of City Hall. I'm guessing there were about 150 people crowding around with signs, t-shirts, banners, and megaphones. I'm always game to sit and watch the drama that always unfolds when people decide this to be their preferred method of expressing opinions, so I found a bench and ate my delicious toasted sub right there. It was one of my more memorable lunch hours since I started working in Center City many months ago.

The thought occurred to me on the way back to my cubicle, then, that Chaka Fattah organizers had tried to block that same intersection with a protest on Monday afternoon and, from what I heard, had failed miserably. Back in March, Milton Street held a rally there with probably the same intentions, as he had said that he would not run for mayor unless 5,000 people showed up -- and that failed spectacularly as well. WHICH MEANS: if Mumia Abu Jamal were in a race against either Chaka Fattah or Milton Street for mayor, MUMIA would probably win.

I know it's a joke and most likely untrue (I certainly hope that more people would come out and vote for a guy convicted of unpaid parking tickets before they vote for a guy convicted of shooting a cop) but the thought itself is entertaining. Also entertaining: the "Welcome to Philadelphia" t-shirts that display a silhouette of a Philadelphia P.D. chopper firebombing the MOVE group on Osage Ave.

This fuckin' city.

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

104.5 flips to Alt. Rock

Rumba 104.5 (formerly Alice 104.5 a.k.a. Sunny 104.5 a.k.a. Star 104.5) flipped formats today, to what sounds like an alternative rock format aimed at YOUNG PEOPLE! Introducing Radio 104.5FM.



Not counting Skin Radio 1340AM and Y-Rock on XPN HD-2, this is the first alternative rock station in Philadelphia since Y-100 went off the air in February 2005. Why not count Skin Radio? -- because they're on AM, which is dumb for any music station. Why not count Y-Rock? --because no one has HD Radio (although they still sound great on the Internet stream).

Apparently ClearChannel moved the Hispanic dance format to WDAS 1480AM to make room on the FM dial for this. I've been listening to the Internet stream for just a couple minutes now, and I'm still withholding judgement until they get some real people on the air in a couple days/week. Don't get your hopes up, though: bets are that they'll just continue to automate their playlists. And it's ClearChannel (fuck them), which means don't expect very much variety from their rotation. It sounded pretty bland up until a minute ago when they started playing some old Gorillaz track -- they allegedly played "The Ramones - Do You Remember Rock and Roll Radio" as their first track.

It might turn out to be complete shit, but it's enough for me to bump something else off of my car's presets -- maybe I'll get rid of the WPVI simulcast. No more Jeopardy when I'm driving around aimlessly every night at 7PM!

"Your alternative to radio status-quo: Radio 104.5"

Oooh -- edgy AND imaginative!

Head over to my new hangout at radio-info.com where the Philadelphia forum heard this as soon as it went live and promptly posted five different threads about it.

Friday, May 11, 2007

And now, a humorous chat sequence in the style of the Dugout

TJ: challaahhhh




TJ: guess what we are now




Jiye: challllah




Jiye: gbuds?




TJ: wait for it....




TJ: NUTTER BUDDIES




Jiye: hahahaha




Mix Master Mike Nutter for Mayor - [Philadelphia Weekly]
The Official Chatroom of Major League Baseball - [The Dugout]

Ain't democracy great?

From FMQB:

New legislation was introduced today to the U.S. Senate, which could wipe out the Copyright Royalty Board (CRB) decision on Internet radio royalty rates. Senators Ron Wyden (D-OR) and Sam Brownback (R-KA) have introduced the Internet Radio Equality Act, which would vacate the CRB decision on increasing royalty fees. The bill would set a 2006-2010 royalty rate for webcasters at the same rate currently paid by satellite radio (7.5 percent of revenue). The bill also proposes a change in the rate setting standard used in royalty arbitration, to closer align Internet radio standards in negotiations with satellite radio. Also, the bill resets the royalty rules for noncommercial stations.

Sen. Wyden said in a statement, "Keeping Internet radio alive is part of a broader issue that is important to me -- keeping the e-commerce engine running by preventing discrimination against it."

"I am alarmed by the recent Copyright Royalty Board decision and the effect it will have on Internet radio -- especially small webcasters with limited revenue streams," Sen. Brownback added. "I am hopeful that with this bipartisan legislation Internet radio will continue to flourish."

Jake Ward, spokesperson for the SaveNetRadio campaign, commented on the bill, saying, "Since the CRB's ruling,
Internet radio listeners, webcasters and the artists they promote have joined together to urge Congress to prevent this vibrant industry from going silent on July 15. On behalf of Internet radio's 70 million monthly listeners, thousands of webcasters, and the incredible diversity of talented artists it supports, we commend Senators Wyden and Brownback for their understanding of Internet radio's importance and for their leadership in taking the steps needed to save it."

Looks like this bill will have no problem in jetting right through the halls of Congress and becoming law. Doesn't mean you shouldn't contact your senator and tell them exactly how passionate you are about Internet radio, now....

Thursday, May 3, 2007

Joey / TJ Stream of Consciousness - Don Imus

TJ,

I was reading this article...well it was more like a rant on the whole Don Imus thing. And I was wondering what you thought of it, because it seems to cross a few really important issues pertaining to radio, racism, free speech, etc.

This thing i read is not very good. it makes some good points, but is poorly argued. I think its kinda sad. Especially how it relates to Michael Richard's explosion. It seems to really allow for a space to deal with issues of racism in the open and public, the way everyone discusses them in private. And maybe it would get worse if we acknowledged that, but maybe it would get worse before it gets better.

But also I was thinking about the radio part of it, and i was wondering what you really think about shows like Imus or Howard Stern or i don't know, Opie & Anthony. Like is it just talk for the sake of talk? Does it do something constructive? Does it have a purpose?

Because Radio is a public space and it has to fulfill a public good. doesn't it?

Joey




Joey,

I actually thought that was a pretty well-reasoned article (although not written very well). I can understand why the guy is pissed, and he doesn't simply say that the Imus thing was Sharpton playing the race card and then left it at that. Too many people have just said "oh well he's playing the race card" and then moved on to why it's not fair instead of explaining why he's doing it. I'm right in the middle of Barack Obama's book, and the chapter on race, so this is really a strange topic for me to try and approach right now. So I guess I won't.

From a purely radio-guy perspective, I am happy Don Imus was fired. I'm not happy with WHY he was fired, or HOW he was fired, but I'm just glad he's gone. Good riddance. These types of shows -- his being some ridiculous fusion of Stern's Morning Circus format and Limbaugh's Right-wing squawkbox format made for what I consider to be a pretty watered-down, crappy show in general. It wasn't as ever as outrageous as Stern, nor was it as extreme as Limbaugh -- it just sucked. It's even weirder to me that such a show would be simulcast on MSNBC, masquerading as a news show every morning.

I'm glad he's gone because, as you well know, I'm not a big fan of either format, or what they're doing to radio, or the amount of money or listeners they manage to pile up. I don't like what Stern, Limbaugh, Hannity, O&A, or Imus are/were doing to radio. Now, of course, one of them is gone and we now have Michael Smerconish to fill in where Imus has left, but I like the idea that this may send ripples throughout the DJ world, letting broadcasters know what is and is not allowed. And I don't care about the political correctness of it -- Imus used his microphone to trash a group of people that had no rebuttal. Pre-1987, that station COULD have lost it's license for something like that, unless he agreed to give them time on-air to defend themselves. Now, without the Fairness Doctrine, people just say whatever the hell they want to on-air without fear of consequences. It has led to a severe erosion of civil discourse in broadcast media, and that's hurtful to our democracy and our culture at large. It's the reason no one can talk about something like why "nappy-headed ho's" is unacceptable to say without people shouting and pointing fingers and getting all defensive right off the bat.

So yeah, while I agree people need to lighten up, and that Sharpton is a race-baiting hack, I also think that the Rutgers team didn't deserve to be trashed on national radio. And I also am glad for the effects this will have on other talk-show hosts to clean up their acts and not abuse their positions as national broadcasters to character-assassinate defenseless people. I hope we see some more constructive on-air conversations now that this has happened, but I'm doubting it.

The guy who wrote this article is being very cynical when it comes to the "public airwaves" when he says that it's a government lease. He's ignoring the fact that voters control that government, so the "parent company" at that rental center is still, indeed, the American public. However, they're not the ones that got upset about the Imus comment. Sharpton got upset, then he got advertisers upset, and then Imus got yanked. There was no real sense of outrage at the networks that carried his show, and until this got all the publicity, nor was there outrage among the public. So, unfortunately, this guy is half-right about how if the public isn't involved in the equation there, why bother making mention of it being on the "public airwaves"? This entire incident was dealt with in-house, without any repercussions from the FCC or from the listening audience (at least not until well after the fact). For that reason, I'm not optimistic about the potential for change in the talk format.

But whatever. I'm talking myself in circles here, I think. I've had so much time to think abotu this and hear about it from every perspective that I just don't know what to think anymore. Does the end justify the means in this case? I'm tempted to say no....which means, then, that realistically, I think Don Imus should still have a job.

TJ




TJ,

I like the points you made. I thought the article said some good things too, but it was unstructured and had very little to support the arguments made. It jumped around a lot which make me think it was poorly thought. or written in the heat of the moment.

I'd like to talk to you more about the obama book when you finish.

but the whole issue makes me think of the phrase "going through the motions" because that's what i feel is going on.

that IMUS has to be controversial and this "nappy headed hos" comment is the best he can do.

that CBS or NBC or whoever, fired him because thats what they were supposed to do

that Al Sharpton had to react so strongly, because you know what, that's what he's supposed to do.

But do you think that he's just going to get hired somewhere else when this blows over just like Opie and Anthony?

Joey


To Be Continued....

Get the fuck off my Internets, Pyle!!

This is a tad depressing, yet not surprising in the least:

The U.S. Army has ordered soldiers to stop posting to blogs or sending personal e-mail messages, without first clearing the content with a superior officer, Wired News has learned. The directive, issued April 19, is the sharpest restriction on troops' online activities since the start of the Iraq war. And it could mean the end of military blogs, observers say.

Military officials have been wrestling for years with how to handle troops who publish blogs. Officers have weighed the need for wartime discretion against the opportunities for the public to personally connect with some of the most effective advocates for the operations in Afghanistan and Iraq -- the troops themselves. The secret-keepers have generally won the argument, and the once-permissive atmosphere has slowly grown more tightly regulated. Soldier-bloggers have dropped offline as a result.

The new rules, obtained by Wired News, require a commander be consulted before every blog update.

But then there's this response from the folks living under this new regulation:

The soldiers who will attempt to fly under the radar and post negative items about the military, mission, and commanders will continue to do so under the new regs. The soldiers who've been playing ball the last few years, the vast, VAST, majority will be reduced. In my mind, this reg will accomplish the exact opposite of its intent. The good guys are restricted and the bad continue on... Operational Security is of paramount importance. But we are losing the Information War on all fronts. Fanatic-like adherence to OPSEC will do us little good if we lose the few honest voices that tell the truth about The Long War.
So, I guess it whittles down to this: towards the beginning of the war, military bloggers were viewed by the Pentagon and the White House as being generally good sources of P.R. Now that things are getting dragged out, tours of duty are getting extended indefinitely, and the mighty United States military seems to be losing hearts and minds (literally and figuratively) by the hour, this phenomenon is suddenly something the top brass has to crack down on.



Basically, we're seeing a large portion of the unfiltered first-person reports from Iraq get the muzzle because their stories no longer jell with what the Administration would like the American people to hear. Shitty in theory, but impossible to enforce 100% as has been mentioned. It's like photos of Alycia Lane in a bikini; if the information is out there, it will get onto the internet somehow.

Link via [Crooks & Liars] & [Wired News]