Quiz time!

Why is the LOVE Park fountain green?

1. To commemorate Earth Day by showing Philadelphians how much we pollute
   
2. Its green for "Go", as in "Go For It!", the marketing slogan for the 2008 Phillies. It narrowly beat out two of my submissions to the Fightin's, which were: "Fucking Go For It" and "Hurray Phillies!"
3. To symbolize the blood of innocent Iraqis on our hands
4. Cute ploy for our attention by the Eagles, who are cranky because the Sixers, Flyers and Phillies are all winning and thus no one is paying attention to the draft this year.
5. Ecto Cooler is making a comeback
   

Correct answer: fuck this quiz, I just got thirsty for Hi-C