We are very serious about this

The accused perpetrators of the Totally Bitchin' Boston Bomb Scare of 2007 hold a press conference:



Q: "Are you afraid that if you go to prison that you will get your hair cut?"
A: "That is a very good question."

Great to see these guys have a sense of humor about them in a town that has itself worked up into a tizzy over D batteries and LED lights. It is especially refreshing to see them make fools of the "journalists" covering this incident, who in this clip mostly chide the two about "not taking this seriously."

Dude. Seriously.

I am doing this as hard as I can

So by now, you've probably heard or read about the Great Boston Bomb Scare of 2007 -- the guerilla marketing of Adult Swim's Aqua Teen Hunger Force mistaken for explosive devices. They're being ordered to take them all down, but that could be a little time-consuming and difficult, since the two guys who put them up are being arraigned this morning.

Apparently, there were approximately 56 of these devices put up in the City of Philadelphia recently. Now, here's the rub: with all the hype, people are putting them up on eBay and netting in excess of $500 per bomb-like device.

So, in the name of public service, I am currently soliciting information on the whereabouts of the remaining devices so that I may remove them and calm the hysterics (aka sell them on the internet at a 1000% profit).