Guess who was drunk before the Super Bowl!

First clue: not me.

Second clue:

Which starting QB and carnal weapon of mass destruction was seen partying into the wee hours the night BEFORE the Super Bowl? An intrepid reader sends in this tip!

“I'm a regular reader of KSK and figured I'd pass this along. A (friend of a friend of mine) works security and was hired to work at the clubs this weekend. He said that (the horny bazooka) was out til 4 a.m. the night before the Super Bowl at a club called Rolex. He took some pictures but was forced to delete them. I was hoping to get the pictures but just found out this morning. I guess without the pictures it’s not much of a story, but thought you'd enjoy anyways. The guy said, right after that night, they made all the employees delete the pictures and if any pictures got out they'd all be fired.

After seeing how f'd up (the grenade launcher of love) was, he called to make sure we didn't bet on the Bears. Said he had been out Friday and Saturday night.”

This is just one of the reasons I'll never bet on a Super Bowl again. (I lost a whole night's worth of tips in 2002 on the fucking Raiders.) It's not a normal game, and it gets less normal every year. There's just too many variables factoring in to make an informed and educated decision on it.

What was he thinking? Maybe that it worked for the Red Sox, so it might work for him.

Oh, and Rush Limbaugh says quit dumping on the poor boy just because he's white.

Links via [Kissing Suzy Kolber], [ESPN], and [Media Matters for America]